I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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