K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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