? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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