Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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