South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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