Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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