I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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