the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
His nipple licking is glorious
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