Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize