just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
