Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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