i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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