put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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