Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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