I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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