you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I need to wash the frat house off of me
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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