my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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