I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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