When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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