"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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