I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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