ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
North Korea, Best Korea!
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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