i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is Oprah even human
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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