Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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