I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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