does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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