i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
