if i died would you start the facebook group?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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