They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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