Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
His nipple licking is glorious
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