Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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