also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
50% drunk capacity currently
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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