that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Green mimosas i think yes
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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