then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
