he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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