It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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