he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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