Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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