I forgot how hot balto sounded
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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