You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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