Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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