There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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