Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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