I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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