just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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