It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
