so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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