is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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