How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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