btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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