Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My dick has a subreddit
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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