...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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