billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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