I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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